Thursday, February 14, 2013

Janry

I was writing an email to someone and felt I should mention why I had taken so long to respond.  Before I knew it, I had gone off on the month of January.  Yeah, I trash-talked a month.  Not the most productive use of time but it made me realize I like some months better than others and that January didn’t turn out to be one of them.  Not that it is going to listen and change itself- January is cold and selfish that way.  In order to salvage something from this off-the-rails email, I thought I’d post part of it here.  Now it can become a blog post and I’ll pretend it was some random thoughts meant to amuse people.  Which it was, it totally was!  Plus, I’ve been meaning to write more about what I do on a daily basis so years from now I won’t have completely forgotten what a typical day was like.  So here’s the post:

I’m glad that it is February because I’m really starting to hate January.  Yeah, maybe that sounds weird to hate a month but what does it have to offer anyway?  First of all, it’s freaking cold! 32 should be my number of choices at the ice cream parlor, not the temperature outside.  I don’t know why I used to like cold weather when I was younger.  Okay, scarves are fun to wear, for about 15 minutes, and then they just get itchy and annoying but you have to leave them on because it is still 32 freaking degrees outside. 
Also, you are probably looking at two or three months of snow tease.  Between December and February, every time someone forecasts snow, people get all worried and start wondering about closing the office, staying home, canceling school.  At work, one person in particular always asks “What’s our emergency plan for tomorrow?”  Well, the plan is to first see if it even snows!  Then you can follow the same plan we’ve had in place for the last five years.  Here’s my secret though- I really do want us to be closed.  In the last few years, I think there were only three instances of us closing the office for any length of time and two of them were during Snowmaggedon a couple of years ago.  I appreciate snow days just as much now as I did when I was in school and I’m hoping we get three feet of snow.  Nope.  Instead we just get a sprinkling of frost and all the heavy snow hits Boston and New York and I still have to go in to work.  Usually getting there late because I didn’t think about the fact that the car windows would be iced over.  Usually after my boss called me way before my alarm clock went off so she could tell me today is a normal day.  Always wishing that the stupid weather guy had been right.  Sigh.  Just hurry up and get to April so at least it will be warm when I trudge off to another day of work.

Another reason I dislike January- I don’t get stuff done.  The end of December is wonderful!  Everyone is on vacation so no new tasks come in.  No one asks you for anything so I can catch up on all those things I wanted to do but set aside because they weren’t a priority.  When January rolls around though, everyone thinks “It’s a new year!  I better set the tone and get things off on the right foot.”  Then comes lots of silly new ideas and procedures to implement.  Well, the job is the same as it was last month so why all the frenzy just because the date changed?  You were gone in December and things didn’t fall apart then.  Worst of all, everyone starts gearing up for reviews. 
This year in January, we had about two weeks to decide what performance score to give our direct reports and decide how much of a raise they should get from our 2.75 percent of payroll allotment.  Once that finally was out of the way and I’d finished haggling with my boss over who deserves what, I now have a leisurely six weeks or so to actually write the reviews, to put in words that match the scores, and then present them to people.  Here’s the biggest irony though- we’ve already decided what people will get for their 2012 performance but we haven’t even gotten the official year end reports.  December data hadn’t been finalized by the time the scores were due.  I don’t even know if I made my 2012 4th quarter bonus but my boss has already decided on my review score.

As part of the big push at the beginning of the year, we’ve been having several travel sales events.  Five Saturdays ago, I was at the Holiday Inn near my Alexandria office for our Disney presentation.  There was a good crowd and we got some sales but that took up most of my day since I worked at the office beforehand.  A week later I was at my Brandywine office for their Disney in-office event which had a few people in attendance and a few sales.  A week after that I was back in Brandywine for the Royal Caribbean cruise line presentation. Had a nice crowd of about 20 people, even though only 6 that had RSVP’d, and had a few more sales.  Monday night, I was at a Thai restaurant in Alexandria along with three of my associates and 6 customers for a presentation on a trip to China.  None of the attendees are likely to book the trip though but at least we all got a nice meal out of it.  They will probably book something else later but not China, not the thing featured during this presentation. 
Then last night I was in my Alexandria office for a presentation by Celebrity Cruise line.  We had 12 people RSVP and 18 showed up.  Luckily I always buy extra refreshments so the staff has some leftovers to enjoy the next day or two.  Chips and cookies and cheese and crackers make us happy.  An employee can walk into the office in a bad mood and once they see doughnuts on the kitchen table, they have a complete turn-around.  Last night wrapped up around 9:30 PM so when I got home I watched TV for a bit to unwind and then went to sleep.  Since I had today off, I woke up today around 1:00 PM.  Yeah, eleven hours of sleep and it felt fantastic.  So between work and events, things have been non-stop for the new year.  At least there was cake though.  For the Disney events, Disney provided a 4ft by 2ft sheet cake for the guests and there were a lot of leftovers for the employees.  That’s the only thing we look forward to in January- a big-ass cake!

Between normal work and the events, I don’t have enough time to get things done.  Do you know I have yet to file my state taxes?  No, I mean my 2012 state taxes.  I’m hoping I get a refund because otherwise I’ll have to pay late fees.  My 2012 federal tax got me a refund so I should be okay but you never know.  Maybe the IRS is looking for me for tax evasion and I’m actually a felon right now.  Sometime in the next couple weeks I need to do that though because now it is time for 2013 taxes.  I also haven’t done my list of my favorite movies, books and music from 2012.  I usually write a little blog post about what I liked from the previous year but this year I think I may just have make a “Top 20” list and be done with it.  As for books, it is really easy.  I looked at my preliminary list from last year and was horrified to realize that I had only read three books.  Three!  I felt my brain shrink three sizes that moment.  No wonder I felt thick-headed.  My brain hadn’t gotten any nourishment last year.  Of those three books, two of them I read because they were written by a friend of mine.  I don’t know if I mentioned this to you before but I’ll say it anyways because I get a kick out of it every time.  I’m a character in one of the books!  Of course I had to read that book and find out what happens to me, if I’m the killer or the victim or the hero of the story.  (Spoiler alert- I wasn’t the hero but on the other two possibilities, hmmm….)  Still, three books is an all-time low.  It’s like that year I went to one concert.  I rectified that the next year so this year I need to make sure I take some time for myself and do some things I enjoy, like reading.
Here’s another few reasons I now hate January.  There are no official holidays for months.  After Christmas and New Year’s I now have wait until Memorial Day in May for an “office closed” holiday.  Those are better than just taking a day off because nothing can happen on an “office closed day” since no one is working.  Also, January is when all the bad movies come out.  Good stuff was released in December for the holidays and to qualify for Academy Awards and those things are still playing in theatres so crap comes out in January.  Cheapo horror movies, action movies that aren’t good enough for summer (but I was interested in seeing the new Stallone and Swarzeneggar movies, even though they must be bad if they came out last month), un-funny comedies like Movie 43 and A Haunted House .  You know what I hate the most about January though?  It takes too many letters to spell!  May, June, April.  Those are much better months for lots of reasons, especially because they are easier to type.  Four or five letters, bam, done.  What’s with all the vowels in January?  I’m gonna start calling it Janry.

So what does all that have to do with your latest letter to me?  Absolutely nothing except to let you know what I’ve been up to.  I’ve always liked talking to you because you are willing to listen, even if it bores you to tears.  I felt like going off on that tangent rant and now I can refocus on you.  Hi!  Happy V-Day!  Just in case there aren’t enough people telling you this today, you should know that you are a beautiful woman with a keen intellect, great sense of humor and engaging personality. I think everyone should be appreciated on Valentine’s Day so I’m doing my part to make that happen amongst my unmarried friends. The holiday shouldn't be just for those cloyingly love-besotted couples.  (If you happen to be part of a cloyingly love-besotted couple, then what I really meant was "You two are so cute together! Have a great VDay!") On the plus side, tomorrow means 50% off giant cardboard hearts filled with chocolate covered caramels (yeah!) and truffles (boo!)
(I’m now skipping/removing several parts that aren’t meant for general sharing and I’ll resume with…)

That’s cool about the bike riding thing.  I remember when my grandfather taught me to ride.  I just adored him for that and it also made me feel like a grown-up.  I can ride a bike, on my own!  I had a little of that same connection down in Florida with my nephew.  It was fun spending some time together.  I would keep an eye on him while my sister and brother-in-law went on rides he wouldn’t have liked.  Conversely, I was slightly hurt when he got a new toy for Christmas because when I tried to play with him while he was playing with the car-carrier truck, he said “Not right now, Uncle Richard,” and ignored me.  He liked his truck better than me!  Kids can fill you with joy or crush you without even trying.  At least when we were leaving, he asked me when I was coming back and I don’t think he asked that of anyone else. 
I know what you are saying about too many abbreviations being used to replace actual words.  That, along with poor spelling and the complete indifference about it, makes me wonder about people.  If I was a printer and spelled things wrong words on a wedding invitation or stated that guests are to “B Thare @ 8”, would those same people pitch a fit or would they not even notice?  Either one of those outcomes would be troubling.  Most abbreviations I don’t do but I will admit to liking “WTF” because I can say what I’m thinking about something without actually cursing.  You just have to face it- LOL now means laughing out loud.  If you mean to say Lots Of Love then you’ll actually have to say the words Lots Of Love if you want people to know that’s what you are saying.  For instance, any husband that says “LOL” to his wife today is going to get in trouble.  She’ll wonder why he is laughing at her on Valentine’s Day. 

Well, I better go look for dinner now and see if I have any other friends to compliment on Valentine’s Day.  Thank goodness it is February now instead of Janry.  Yeah, February is even tougher to spell and it contains Valentine’s Day, a day of sadness for the unattached, but it also has Lincoln’s Birthday and Groundhog’s Day and it is warmer and it only has 28 days except for every four years when it magically becomes 29 days (Why aren’t all months either 30 or 31 days?  Who did February piss off?).  So hope you have a great evening and weekend.  Talk to you soon!

Saturday, May 5, 2012

The Year In Music: 2011

(By Richard Goodman, March 2012)

Another year has gone by which means I have somehow been forced once again to change the way I find and consume music.  Browsing music stores has long stopped being an option, as has MTV and broadcast radio, and even music magazines are starting to disappear too.  The most successful way to find stuff I like seems to be listening to commercials and watching television shows.  I say that a bit sarcastically because there are some people who only hear things through those venues whereas although I sometimes discover new things through them, more often it’s a matter of recognizing something I’ve already come across before.  This year, I have done a lot more downloading from Amazon because it isn’t worth paying hefty prices for CDs from unproven talents that had a great 15-second blast in an iPod commercial.  I’m willing to gamble $5 on a digital album from a buzz-worthy band but I won’t shell out $15 for the physical CD of that same band.  On actual CD, I’m buying only what I think I will really like.  For a digital or cloud purchase though I can relax my standards or not have such high expectations to begin with.  I don’t feel like I’ve been bilked if I only spent $5 on something that isn’t worthwhile.  Plus, I can sample a snippet of the songs before buying so I have a general idea if I think it will sound okay.  For that same reason, I’m starting to buy singles again, albeit digital singles.  Some bands aren’t worth gambling even the $5 on so I get the song I know I like and skip the rest.  At least the artist still gets some money from me for the single, because I wasn’t going to buy the album anyway.      

As I mentioned, the way I’m discovering what to buy has radically changed.  I’ve been listening to Pandora on my phone so I get streaming radio that plays songs related to the main artist I selected.  It is a random selection, and I can’t rewind or fast forward through a song.  I can skip one but not too many in a row or I get chastised with an ad.  I’m also listening to Spotify a lot, a whole lot.  It is a whole new way to consume music, unlike conventional or satellite radio (which I still listen to as well) and most of the streaming services (http://sowhatelseyougot.blogspot.com/2012/03/hit-streaming-service-spotify-eyes-us.html).  Spotify plays what you want, whenever you want and you can control it just like playing a CD on your stereo.  For a majority of things I’m interested in, I can listen to the whole album and decide if I like it.  If I do, I buy it.  It beats getting an album from Lana Del Ray, Kelly Clarkson, Tennis or Toro y Moi and finding out it isn’t that great. 
Spotify really scares me though.  If I can pull up something I like, whenever I feel like it, and play it in its entirety, why do I need to buy it?  It’s like having your entire music collection in the cloud but not having to pay for it nor even take the time and effort to upload it.  I’m not sure how musicians will get paid for their efforts.  What if nobody opts for the paid Spotify plan (which extends the unlimited listening ability to include not only your computer but also your mobile devices)?  Will it completely kill the music industry?  (And by kill, I don’t mean ending conglomerate music companies who rip off their artists.  I mean kill as in no one, not even do-it-yourselfers, will be able to support themselves by playing music for a living.)  I would hate to think I helped kill the music business so I continue to support artists I like by buying their creative output.  I’m just now a much more informed consumer and have vetted the product before buying it. 
Along these lines, I have compiled two playlists for you.  They contain my favorite songs for 2011.  These are the songs I liked the most, the ones that played over and over in my car and on my computer.  The lists are labeled as “What?” and “That!”.  The songs on “What?” are things I liked but that may be new to most people.  You probably haven’t heard the song and might not know who the group is.  Things on “That!” are songs you know, that you may have heard way too much probably but that I thought needed to be compiled because they are good songs.  You’ll just have to wait three years until you’ve sort of forgotten about them and you can hear them again with an almost open mind and a fresh ear.  I am also including some comments about each selection so you know why I liked it or what brought it to my attention.  If you would like to hear the songs, let me know and I can send you a CD of each playlist.  I’m also going to see in if I can compile and share the playlists on Spotify.  (If I’m successful though, you have to promise to buy something from one of the artists- I refuse to be responsible for killing the music industry.)  After the comments, I’m including my favorite albums for the year, the ones that disappointed me the most and then my monthly mix CDs for the car so you can see what else I listened to and liked but didn’t quite make the cut for the best of the year playlists.



Year In Music 2011 (Disc 1- What?)

St. Vincent- Cruel:  I’m a big fan of female musicians because they seem to be more willing to take chances with their songs.  Guys all want to be rock stars so they write loud, dumb songs with lots of guitar, just like they heard on the radio when they were playing air guitar in their bedrooms.  Chicks want to be songwriters, so they write songs that sound good but aren’t necessarily rock songs.  St. Vincent is one of those bands that is really a one-“man” show.  Annie Clark plays the guitar, sings and writes the songs and she has a real weird idea of how to do that.  Some of the songs are shoe-gaze dream pop and others are art-rock pieces.  Then there is this song.  “Cruel” sounds like a weird mix of latter-day Queen, particularly the guitar solos from “I’m Going Slightly Mad”, and Gwen Stefani’s  “Holla Back Girl”, including the near yodeling of the chorus.  Guys would be scared to write a song as interesting as this.

Kate Nash- I Love You More:  When they set their mind to it though, some guys can write interesting songs that also rock.  One of best examples of that is The Pixies.  I’ve loved the band ever since I saw them open for Love & Rockets.  One of the weirdest guys in the business is Black Francis.  He writes rock songs that somehow go askew partway through the song.  The vocals might suddenly turn into random screaming or the instruments go almost silent or the tempo abruptly speeds up or slows down or does both within 30 seconds.  Of course, there is a girl in the band who also helped write their stuff so maybe that explains some of it, why there is melody amid the noise.  Or is it noise amid the melodies?  That is the paradox of the Pixies and that is why I really miss their unique sound.  They did five albums before breaking up- three great ones (Surfer Rosa, Doolittle, Trompe Le Monde), one good one (Come On Pilgrim) and one mediocre one (Bossa Nova).Five albums and they were gone although their influence continued on to bands like Nirvana and Radiohead.  Kate Nash wrote one of the best Pixies songs I’ve heard in a long while.  She starts with a typical song structure, crunchy guitars and breathy vocals, and then towards the end she goes “Heath-Ledger-Joker” meaning she gets totally demented, randomly wailing and shrieking until the song winds down.  Several other songs on her album are good too but this one is the stand-out since it is so different from the dance-pop, hip-pop, crap rock you hear these days.

Cage The Elephant- Aberdeen & Around My Head:  If Kate Nash wrote a good could-have-been-a-Pixies-song song, Cage The Elephant took it to the next level and then two steps beyond that.  I got the first C.T.E. album but that was bland compared to this gem.  They wrote what could have been a lost Pixies album between the fourth (Bossa Nova) and final (Trompe Le Monde) albums.  Half the CD sounds like an homage and the other half sounds like a current indie pop album so I put two songs on this year’s compilation so you can see that diversity.   This album was one of my favorites of the year.

Whitesnake- Steal Your Heart Away:  When I said guys wanted to be rock stars, this is exactly what I meant.  This has it all- long indulgent guitar solos, bludgeoning drum solos, histrionic vocals and completely ridiculous lyrics, all in a six minute long epic of hair metal stupidity.  Yeah, I’m making fun of this song but I liked enough to put it on my mix this year.  Sometimes you just need to rock out, unironically, to clear out your head and reset your expectations.  I usually use dance-pop songs to do that but occasionally I want a bit more testosterone in my aperitif (and I do realize all the reasons that sentence is the exact opposite of testosterone laden.) 

Tragedy- Shadow Dancing:  Everything I mocked, but still loved, about Whitesnake is present in this band.  They exist simply to mock hair metal clichés.  They do this by extending the style to other genres, thus showing the ridiculousness of those clichés.  I already wrote extensively on a blog about Tragedy, the #1 heavy metal Bee Gees tribute band (yes, I really just said that- it was not a typo), at   http://athoughtoccuredtome.blogspot.com/2011/10/tragedy-happens-luckily.html  so I won’t say much else other than I love this “band”.  They create a brain-befuddling mix of sounds and they have a great sense of humor.  How can you not like a band who puts out an album titled “Humbled By Our Greatness”? 

Daft Punk- Derezzed:  Good act and completely incredible first album.  Everything since then has been a progressively steeper decline in quality.  I thought the soundtrack to Tron would reverse that but it turns out that the two minute long musical snippets comprising the score for the movie’s scenes aren’t long enough to tell for sure.  It sounded good while watching the movie but it loses something listening to it without the visuals to go along with the music.  Either that or they really have completely lost their touch.  The one thing I thought worth salvaging from the film score was this piece, played during the club fight scene.

Spoon- The Minor Tough: Spoon makes low-fi alternative rock, relying mostly on acoustic sounds and/or under-produced songs.  I hate low-fi rock yet I love Spoon.  I think that means they are good.  This is one of the two or three gems from their indie, early-days compilation a series of sneaks.

Carbon/Silicon- DisUnited Kingdom: Imagine if Mick Jones from both the Clash and Big Audio Dynamite merged the two band’s styles, gathered a few friends and collaborators and did some songs that he posted for free on his website just to keep himself occupied.  Well, no need to imagine it because that is exactly what happened here. 

Hot Chip- One Life Stand: I’d heard some buzz about this band for a couple of years now and finally bought a CD.  Meh.  The title track is really good at least- a dance/pop ode to fidelity and true love that conveys real emotion and sincerity.  The rest is forgettable so I’m passing on buying anything else unless I happen to listen on Spotify and hear something else I like by them.

The Fixx- Shred Of Evidence: I don’t know when I became a big Fixx fan but somehow I own all their albums now.  My brother-in-law burned me a copy of the four I didn’t have so now I own the whole catalog.  This song is from the 2-disc greatest hits CD I got last year.  I got the collection mainly to have physical copies of some of the songs on those four burned CDs since they are lower sound quality MP3 versions than those found on regular CDs.   Plus, there were several live and demo versions of stuff that I thought would be interesting to hear.  This song is originally from the Calm Animals album but I hadn’t heard it in so long that it was like brand new to me and I really liked it (again.)

The Crash- Gigolo: It was 2:00 AM at night (in the morning) at a poker game and I had actually been drinking some beer while playing.   The host had his cellphone hooked into a speaker in another room and eventually this song came on.  When faint strains of the song first reached my poker-addled brain, I walked into the kitchen to stand next to the phone and listen to the song clearly.  None of the previous 20 obscure songs had made any impression on me at all, not even the Japanese pop stuff, but this one did.  I pulled out my phone to Shazam it as well so I didn’t forget the name of it the next morning.  Gigolo is from a 2003 album by an obscure Finnish band no one has ever.  It’s a pop/disco throwback a la “Funkytown” so it tickles all my soft spots.   Nothing else on either of their two albums, that I bought used, is remotely comparable though- this is a perfect “Buy just this song” band.  That night is also the first time I tried Bon Chon chicken- tasty, crunchy, juicy but with bones in weird places and it requires 30 minute call ahead service.  You can’t just walk in and get some.    

Keane- Looking Back:  Did you ever wish the theme from the movie Rocky had more lyrics?  Your prayers have been answered.  Keane decided to write a song based on that riff. So now you have a whole song instead of just a really cool horn/brass riff that repeats for three minutes.  It is just as inspirational as ever but it is a slightly bizarre feeling to hear the theme popping out in the chorus.

Little Steven- Forever:  when I watched MTV as a kid back in the 80’s, there was this barely one-hit wonder song/video by some guy named Little Steven who played in Bruce Springsteen’s band.  I recently came across my CD (yeah, a compact disc) of the song that I had converted from my tape of this single (yeah, a cassette tape) and decided to put it on my computer (yeah, my laptop) so I could listen to it some more.  I just loved the chorus, the sound of the horn parts and the video where he rides around on a ridiculous looking bicycle that was probably supposed to look cool.  Twenty some years later, that guy helped create and immortalize the television show The Sopranos, he created a fantastic weekly radio broadcast featuring new and old garage-style rock & roll, which became a satellite radio staple, he’s produced several albums for other artists and he’s a respected voice in the music community.  Not bad for a guy riding a stupid bike. 

Mark Ronson- Love It (In The End):  Ronson is a producer, most famous for having worked on Amy Winehouse’s big album, but after listening to several of his own outings, he should really be considered a multi-platform threat.  He can write cool songs, find the right artists to perform them, and produce the heck out of them.  I think he was more than slightly responsible for Winehouse having a hit and here on this album, he creates some great stuff in his own right.  This song has that same retro-style, like a lost 1960’s song that suddenly came to light again, but is bolder than a lot of the stuff actually made in that era.

Emily Osment- Gotta Believe In Something:  Yeah, this is a bubble-gum pop song from a former Disney Channel actress (and also Haley Joel –The Sixth Sense- Osment’s sister) but I like it.  It has a peppy chorus and a nice message that isn’t burdened down by the cynicism of regular musicians.  It is lightweight pop and if that is done right, it sounds really fun.  For instance, Bananarama aren’t taken seriously as artists, but who doesn’t love “Cruel Summer”, one of the most perfect lightweight pop songs ever written?  This song isn’t quite in ‘Rama’s league but it does momentarily fill my craving for aural candy.

Dandy Warhols- Little Drummer Boy:  Now speaking of cynicism, here’s the poster boys for it, which makes it odd that they decided to cover a Christmas song.  Dandy Warhols songs are normally full of sarcasm, jokes and ennui, and the music is all about fuzzy, droning guitars and extended noisescapes.  For some reason, what they do really excites me whereas someone like Bush, Sonic Youth or My Bloody Valentine don’t really have the same effect.  I don’t know why.  This same style is used on the classic Christmas song Little Drummer Boy and they make it sound like one of their songs, not something you find in a Rankin-Bass animated television show.  It is now tied for first place (with the Joan Jett version) as my favorite rendition of this song which is also one of my five favorite Christmas songs. 

Mogwai- Rano Pano:  I have no idea who this band is or what they are doing on my list.  Well, I do now, obviously, but they are not someone who had been on my musical radar.  Until I heard this song on a CMJ compilation, I hadn’t heard their name before and had no idea what kind of music they make.  I still don’t actually, because I listened to a couple of their albums on Spotify and only found two songs I really liked.  The rest weren’t bad but they didn’t hold my attention long.  This one though, I have played over and over again.  It has a hypnotic sound, even with the jarring guitars and weird sounds.  Listening to it makes me feel like I’m meditating in the middle of an apocalypse, like the world is collapsing around me but I’m at peace in my mind. 

Foster The People- Warrant: Lots of people have heard of this group by now but most people probably haven’t heard this song.  In fact, songs like this are a big reason why I am opposed to the disappearance of albums.  If you focus solely on singles and just try to have a hit, bands won’t experiment as much and they won’t come up with great album cuts like this one.  Actually, they won’t have as many hits either because the big success from this album (“Pumped Up Kicks” from Torches) was not a song that the writer considered a single and it was a surprise to them that a song about a serial killer (yes, go back and really listen to the lyrics) was a hit.  This means the hit wouldn’t have existed at all if the band wasn’t trying to come up with enough songs for an entire album.  I love the chorus of this song, both the lyrics and the harmony vocals.  It also plays as a sequel of sorts to “Kicks” because the song is about a criminal running away because of a warrant on his head and people wanting to take him alive or dead.  It’s also more muscular than the laid-back “Kicks”, more anthemic and propulsive.   

Grouplove- Tongue Tied:  This is another song that lots of people have heard even though they don’t realize it.  They have heard fifteen seconds of it on an iPod commercial but not the full version.  I heard it in reverse, late at night on the radio first and then later on the commercial where I thought “Wait, isn’t this…”.   It is a happy sounding song and every time I heard it I want to get up and dance around the room and sing out loud, even though I do both of those things poorly.

         

Year In Music 2011 (Disc 2- That!)     

Foster The People- Pumped Up Kicks: In last year’s music review (http://richardsrantingandramblings.blogspot.com/2011/05/year-in-music-2010.html ) I anticipated that this song would pop up on my favorites for the following year and I was right.  Still love the song.  The surprise is that the rest of the country came across it too and turned it into a big hit. 

Peter, Bjorn & John- Second Chance: This one wasn’t that big of a hit, but the reason it is on this list instead of the other list is because you hear this song every week on television, as the theme song to Two Broke Girls.  I’m glad  that PB&J get some money for song licensing but I get annoyed when I song I like becomes a theme song because I can no longer listen to the song on just a musical basis.  Every time I hear this song now, I think of the Kat Dennings show (and want a cupcake), just like every time that The Who’s “Who Are You” or “Won’t Get Fooled Again” comes on the radio I think of the “CSI” shows, complete with the forensics and dead bodies.  If I play Billy Joel’s “My Life”, “Bosom Buddies” comes to mind since it was used as the theme song.  That kind of throws off your mindset right away- men in drag are sort of a distracting image when listening to a song.  I better start getting used to it though since that’s one way for artists to make money these days.  Plus, there is the occasional perfect match of song, television show and theme.  The opening credits for “Chuck” do justice to the Cake song and Veronica Mars used the Dandy Warhols song “We Used To Be Friends” as their theme and that never bothered me.  In fact, I always tuned in early enough to catch the opening credits because I wanted to hear the theme- the song was great and the mood and lyrics for it fit exactly with the tone of the show.  One of my favorite songs and one of my favorite shows- a perfect association. 

Martin Solveig & featuring Dragonette- Hello:  I have a couple of albums by Dragonette so when I heard this song on the radio, I immediately liked it.  It is a nice club sounding track.

The Limousines- Very Busy People: I got the whole Limousines album even though on first listen the tempo of the songs all blended together.  What started to emerge from the similarity though were the different and very entertaining lyrics.  The writer is a smart ass and a provocateur so even on the bland songs, there is something to appreciate.  I think this song is about some people who think they have very busy lives and do important things even though how they describe things leads you to believe they are actually deluded slackers.  These guys are the best musical humorists since The Bloodhound Gang (and they are way less smutty.)

Ke$ha- Blow:  Everyone knows about Ke$ha so her shtick is no surprise anymore.  You either like her or you don’t.  I was surprised at how quickly she came out with a second album but I’m glad she did because there were several excellent songs on it, or rather several excellent Ke$ha songs.  Some of the things she pulls off would not work for any other artist.  No one else could make the lyrics “You don’t want to mess with us/ I got Jesus on my necklace” rhyme, much less be a highlight of the song.  My favorite song from the second album, Animal, was this one.

Pink- Raise Your Glass:  Pink is the perfect singles artist.  Everything she releases as a single is great and everything else on the album sucks.  She is the counter argument to my Foster The People lament about needing to see full albums from an artist instead of just singles.  Pink should release just two songs a year and do a greatest hits album of those songs every five years, because that is how long it takes for radio to stop playing them and for me to stop being tired of hearing them.

Cee Lo Green- Forget You: “Tired of hearing it” is exactly what I think when I hear this song come on, regardless of the version (“F You, “Forget You” or “Fuck You”).  I change the station whenever I hear it now.  It is still a great song though and you might not be as annoyed with it as I am so that’s why it is on this list.

Red Hot Chili Peppers- Adventures Of Rain Dance Maggie:  Almost as soon as I heard it, this became one of my favorite Chili Peppers songs, which means you might not like it since no one likes my other favorites- One Big Mob, Aeroplane, Scar Tissue- and they love the ones I hate – Under The Bridge, Give It Away, Suck My Kiss.  This did get lots of airplay though, which is understandable because there were no other good songs on the “I’m With You album.  I was so disappointed with the album.

Kid Rock- All Summer Long:  I waited three years to get this song because I didn’t think I wanted to get the whole Kid Rock album just for one song.  I kept looking for a download of it and never found it since Rock is an anti-digital artist.  Eventually, I got a used copy and found that I was pretty much right in my assessment.  There were a few other decent songs, like So Hott, Sugar and Half Your Age, but nothing as transcendent and inspired as this mashup of Warren Zevon’s Werewolves Of London and Lynyrd Skynyrd’s Sweet Home Alabama.

Aloe Blacc- I Need A Dollar: I’d never heard of this guy so when someone I was talking to said he was there current favorite artist, I had to check him out. I downloaded the album from Amazon for $5 and it was worth it for this song and two others (Love You Is Killing Me and Green Lights).  The song eventually found its’ way into a commercial so you probably know it as well by now.

B.o.b. & Bruno Mars- Nothin' On You:  Bruno Mars was everywhere last year.  If he wasn’t writing the song, he was singing on it or producing it.  He had a bunch of hits as a solo artist and also guesting on other people’s songs (which he likely wrote for them).  He has a smooth croon to his voice, a sincere sound that is full of sugar and longing.  This is one of my two favorites of his.

Far East Movement- Rocketeer:  This is the other one.

Lady Antebellum- Need You Now:  I don’t need to say anything about this one.  Everyone knows it and loves it as much as I do.

Black Keys- Howlin' For You:  The Black Keys really hit it big last year.  Their success started with the Danger Mouse –produced song “Tighten Up” and then was solidified with this song.  They are both very raw sounding, very emotional and very powerful.  When deciding which of the two to include, I listened to both of them repeatedly.  This one barely edged out the other because it is slightly less repetitious and is more layered but they are both fantastic.

The Heavy- How You Like Me Now:  You know this song because of the car commercial it was used in, the one with the Yo Gabba Gabba characters and the sock monkey.  This song rocks even without the bizarro commercial (you can skip the other songs on the album though.)

Michael Buble- Haven't Met You Yet:  Yes, I listen to show tunes, so what?  You might say this isn’t a show tune, that it is a Harry Connick knock-off, but I would point out that everything Connick did was a show tune of some sort.  It either literally was one or it at least sounded like one, which is just what Buble does too.  This is an infectious piece of fluff that gets lodged in your brain after ten seconds of the chorus.

Usher featuring Pitbull- DJ Got Us Falling In Love:  a “clubby” song and a very good one.  Catchy and aggressive. 

Selena Gomez- Love You Like a Love Song:  Remember what I said about Emily Osment’s song?  All of that applies here except that you have heard this one a lot on the radio. I am sure that Selena has no talent of her own; that her success is the result a studio producer bringing together all the necessary elements for a good song but it works.  This is a very good song, it works on several levels.  It’s edgy, melodic and lyrically sound.  It’s a pop song but a dark pop song, like ABBA used to make.  Plus, her voice is interesting and brings something extra to the song, like the way Miley Cyrus is also a puppet but her throaty vocal style redeems things.  Whitney Houston, who passed away this year, didn’t write anything herself and she relied on the producers in the studios to help concoct a good song but her voice made the song her own.  If Gomez can continue to find good songs and work with good producers, she might make my list again (and the same for Miley.)

Cast Of "Glee"- Pure Imagination:  I’ve stopped watching Glee for the plots that don’t involve Britney and just pay attention when a song comes on.  They cover some unusual choices, like this one- the linchpin from the Willy Wonka movie.  THE Willy Wonka movie, meaning the Gene Wilder one.  It’s a classic song that deserves to be rediscovered and the cast of Glee does a good job with it.

Adele- Rolling In The Deep:  Everyone has heard this song.  Everyone loves Adele.  I don’t, at least not as much, because I thought the album could be better.  I got it when it first came out, hoping all the songs would be like this one- dangerous, booming songs featuring powerhouse vocals and raw emotion.  The other songs do have the vocals but the intensity is lacking, at least to me.  I like Rumour Has It and Set Fire To The Rain but nowhere near as much as Rolling In The Deep.  It still holds up, still has an impact after dozens of listens.  I’ll close out my list with this song, the most universally acclaimed one of last year.  Besides, it would be hard to find something that could follow it.  So that has been my list of favorite songs for the year.  I hope you found a few new things that you liked, which is really my intent here.  I want to share things I like and hear from you what you liked or hated and what you would recommend to me.  Music is supposed to be a communal thing, drawing people together, disseminating ideas and sharing interests.

Here are my favorite albums that I listened to last year (the year they were actually released is in parenthesis).  The lists are in descending order so my overall favorite album last year was from Cage The Elephant, followed by the Black Keys and continuing on to the decent She & Him Christmas album which was my 15th most favorite of the year.  The disappointing albums don’t necessarily suck, although some of them do (like Lady GaGa’s- I didn’t hear a single song I liked, after two albums that were full of great songs), but more often it is because of the wasted potential. The Cars got back together and recaptured their unique sound but forgot to write any good songs which is why they top the list as the biggest disappointment of the year.  All of the elements were there except good music.  The same thing happened to The Human League and Was Not Was.  Adele was a disappointment for the reasons explained above but that didn’t mean she had no good songs- just that there should have been more.  After the albums list is my list of Car CDs, the things I liked the most that month, pulled from what I listened to in my car on the way to work.  You can see what other things I listened to and liked but that didn’t quite make the top 20 cut for the year.  Please pass on to me any comments you have, any disagreements and- most importantly- any music you would recommend for me.  I’m all ears.

 Richard’s Favorite Albums Of 2011

1)      Cage The Elephant-  Thank You Happy Birthday  (2011)

2)      Black Keys, The-  Brothers  (2010)

3)      Foster The People-  Torches  (2011)

4)      Ke$ha-  Cannibal  (2010)

5)      Tragedy -  We Rock Sweet Balls & Can Do No Wrong  (2008)

6)      Mark Ronson & Business Intl-  Record Collection  (2010)

7)      Limousines, The  -  Get Sharp  (2011)

8)      Whitesnake-  Forevermore  (2011)

9)      Aloe Blacc-  Good Things  (2010)

10)   Kate Nash-  My Best Friend Is You  (2010)

11)   St. Vincent-  Strange Mercy  (2011)

12)   Katastrophy Wife-  All Kneel  (1993)

13)   Emily Osment-  Fight Or Flight  (2010)

14)   Kid Rock-  Rock N Roll Jesus  (2007)

15)   She & Him-  Very She & Him Christmas  (2011)


Richard’s Most Disappointing Albums Of 2011

1)      Cars, The-  Move Like This  (2011)

2)      Placebo  -  Live At La Cigale  (2011)

3)      Red Hot Chili Peppers-  I'm With You  (2011)

4)      Lady Gaga-  Born This Way  (2011)

5)      Peter, Bjorn & John-  Gimme Some  (2011)

6)      Keane-  Night Train  (2010)

7)      The Muppets (& Friends)-  Green Album, The  (2011)

8)      Human League, The-  Credo  (2011)

9)      Daft Punk-  Tron Legacy [Soundtrack]  (2010)

10)   Liz Phair-  FunStyle  (2010)

       11)   Ellie Goulding-  Lights  (2011)

       12)   Dave Stewart & Barbara Gaskin-  The Big Idea  (1990)

13)   Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffitti-  Before Today  (2010)

14)   Was (Not Was)-   Boo  (2008)

15)   Adele-  21  (2011)

Monthly Car CDs
January To April 2011 Car CD
Ke$ha
Cannibal
"
Grow A Pear
"
We R Who We R
"
Blow
Pet Shop Boys
Building A Wall
"
All Over The World
Lita Ford
Crave
"
Scream For Me
"
Everything
Daft Punk
Derezzed
"
Fall
Liz Phair
Bollywood
"
Beat Is Up
"
In Love With Yourself
"
And He Slayed Her
Golden Smog
Easy To Be Hard
Joy Formidable, The
Cradle
"
Whirring
Hot Chip
One Life Stand
 April 2011 Car CD (Part B)
Katastrophy Wife
Sweetheart
"
Money Shot
"
Liberty Belle
"
Asstroglide
Steve Martin & S.C.R.
Rare Bird Alert
Juliana Hatfield
Taxicab
"
I Won't Let You Go
"
I Picked You Up (Version 2)
"
I Don't Wanna Dance
"
Between The Clouds
Cut Copy
Where I'm Going
MEN
Off Our Backs
Catwalk
(Please) Don't Break Me
Asobi Seksu
Perfectly Crystal
Toro Y Moi
Still Sound
Nick Lowe
Cracking Up
Dirty Vegas
Changes
The Kills
DNA
Sacred Reich
The American Way
Roy Orbison
Love Hurts
Brian Setzer
Blue Moon Of Kentucky
Far East Movement
Rocketeer
May 2011 CD
Black Keys
Tighten Up
"
Howlin' For You
Carbon/Silicon
Best Man, The
"
DisUnited Kingdom
"
Global War On Culture
"
I Loved You
"
The Network's Going Down
"
T.F. Madness
The Clash
Overpowered By Funk
Daft Punk
The Brainwasher
The Cars
Sad Song
"
Too Late
Black Cards
Club Called Heaven
Psychedelic Aliens
Bbe Keke Wo Taoo
Emily Osment
Lovesick
"
Gotta Believe In Something
"
Let's Be Friends
"
1-800 Clap Your Hands
 June 2011 Car CD
Martin Solveig &
Hello
featuring Dragonette
Ariel Pink's Haunted Grafitti
L'Estat (According To...Widow's Maid)
"
Revolution's A Lie
Airborne Toxic Event
Does This Mean You're Moving
John Maus
Believer
She & Him
Please Please Please Let Me…
Ce Lo Green
Forget You
The Black Keys
The Only One
"
Ten Cent Pistol
Whitesnake
Love Will Set You Free
"
My Evil Ways
"
Steal Your Heart Away
"
Tell Me How
B.o.b. & Rivers Cuomo
Magic
B.o.b. & Bruno Mars
Nothin' On You
Lady Antebellum
Need You Now
July 2011 CarCD
Adele
Rolling In The Deep
"
Rumour Has It
John Legend & Roots
Hard Times
"
Wake Up Everybody
Kylie Minogue
Silence
She & Him
Lotta Love
Antonia Bennett
Love Is A Battlefield
Metric
Hustle Rose
"
Dead Disco
Wolf Parade
What Did My Lover Say?
Givers
Up Up Up
Modest Mouse
Whale Song
The Crash
Still Alive
"
What If I Meet You
"
Gigolo
The Heavy
Love Like That
"
How You Like Me Now
August 2011 Car CD
Aloe Blacc
I Need A Dollar
"
Loving You Is Killing Me
"
Green Lights
Spoon
Metal School
"
Quincy Punk Episode
"
The Minor Tough
"
The Agony Of Laffitte
Class Actress
Someone Real
Keane
Your Love
"
Clear Skies
"
Ishin Denshin (You've Got To Help Yourself)
"
Looking Back
The Limosines
Dancing At Her Funeral
"
Swordswlingwhr (Wishing Well)
"
Very Busy People
Foster The People
Pumped Up Kicks
"
Helena Beat
"
Call It What You ant
"
Warrant
September 2011 Car CD
Linsey Buckingham
Seeds We Sow
Class Actress
Journal Of Ardency
Melissa Auf Der Maur
The Key
"
Meet Me On The Dark Side
"
Out Of Our Minds
"
Follow The Map
EMA
Milkman
Lykke Li
I Follow Rivers
Foxy Shazam
Drain You
EMA
Endless Nameless
Aurelio
Tio Sam
Los Amigos Invisibles
Dulce
"
Es La Verdad
Titus Andronicus
A More Perfect Union
Black Cards
Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Fame
The Chain Gang Of 1974
Undercover
Ganglians
Jungle
September 2011 Car CD (Part B)
Lissie
Record Collector
"
When I'm Alone
"
Worried About
Wooden Shjips
Lazy Bones
Diego Garcia
Stay
Human League
Sky
"
Breaking The Chains
Cage The Elephant
Always Something
"
Aberdeen
"
Shake Me Down
"
Around My Head
"
Sabertooth Tiger
"
Flow
Weezer/Hayley Williams
Rainbow Connection
Alkaline Trio
Movin' Right Along
Little Steven
Forever
Stars On 45
Beatles Medley
 October 2011 Car CD
Washed Out
Amor Feti
Mogwai
Rano Pano
Collective Soul
Energy
Delorean
Single Graces
Dave Stewart & B. Gaskin
Levi Stubbs' tears
Pete Yorn
Last Summer
Dead Weather
Die By The Drop
"
Blue Blood Blues
"
The Difference Between Us
"
I'm Mad
Revolting Cocks (RevCo)
Dykes
"
Juice
Nada Surf
When We Were Young
Peter, Bjorn & John
May Seem Mabcre
"
Second Chance
Tragedy
How Deep Is Your Love
"
Shadow Dancing
November 2011 Car CD
Ellie Goulding
Animal
"
Lights
"
Under The Sheets
Bootsy Collins
Bootzilla
"
Shejams (Almost Bootsy Show)
"
Countracula (This One'sFor You)
Pink
Raise Your Glass
Twin Sister
Eastern Green
"
Stop
Neon Indian
Polish Girl
Nick Gilder
Here Comes The Night
The Fixx
Shred Of Evidence
Kate Nash
I Love You More
"
I've Got A Secret
"
Take Me To A Higher Plane
Kid Rock
Sugar
"
So Hott
"
All Summer Long
December 2011 Car CD
Grouplove
Tongue Tied
Selena Gomez
Love You Like a Love Song
Usher featuring Pitbull
DJ Got Us Falling In Love
Michael Buble
Haven't Met You Yet
Cast Of "Glee"
Pure Imagination
"
Dancing Queen
Justice
Canon
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Adventures Of Rain Dance Maggie
"
Ethiopia
"
Monarchy Of Roses
St. Vincent
Dilettante
"
Hysterical Strength
"
Cruel
Oh Land
Voodoo
Mark Ronson
Love It (In The End)
"
Somebody To Love Me
"
You Gave Me Nothing
She & Him
Little Saint Nick
"
Christmas Wish
Bananarama
Baby It's Christmas
Dandy Warhols
Little Drummer Boy